"Slappers Only"
Who needs guns when you know Judo?
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"Slappers Only"

Who needs guns when you know Judo?

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Breakfast.

  • Kate: Why does Mrs. Butterworth need to be black? And Aunt Jemima too. That's some fucked up racist pancake shit.
  • Marshall: Mrs. Butterworth isn't black, she's just filled with syrup. I mean technically she's clear.
  • Kate: She's clear-casian.
  • [Later]
  • Marshall: Do you think Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben are married?
  • Kate: No. Aunt Jemima is married to Uncle Jemima.
If you want a glimpse into what I do when I’m in astrophysics mode, here’s an idea.

If you want a glimpse into what I do when I’m in astrophysics mode, here’s an idea.

humor

noun

1. the quality of being amusing or comic, esp. as expressed in literature or speech.

2. a defense mechanism employed in situations that are not normally viewed as humorous.

Here’s an idea

I think the Mythbusters should take a crack at Horcruxes. You know, trying to split their souls up and attaching them to random items and all that stuff. I think it would be an interesting episode, don’t you?

Back off man, I’m a scientist.
— Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters
‘And Alexander wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.’ Hans Gruber, Die Hard.
— Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock
Oh Moss.

Oh Moss.

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