What’s a Raccoon?
[prints, tees, etc. available @ Redbubble/Society6]

What’s a Raccoon?

[prints, tees, etc. available @ Redbubble/Society6]

Astronomical Horoscope - August 8, 2014

Gemini: count yourself lucky that you were born in the past century and not 4 billion years from now when Andromeda is colliding with us.

Astronomical Horoscope - August 7, 2014

Taurus: stay away from IRAF today, it will only cause trouble, leading to despair, and your computer’s destruction.

Astronomical Horoscope - August 6, 2014

Leo: there may be great distance separating you and a loved one, but in the grand scheme of things that’s still less than a lightyear away.

Astronomical Horoscope - August 5, 2014

Scorpio: relax, you are in no danger of neutrinos mutating due to a solar eruption and heating up the Earth’s core.

(Your cell service may be interrupted though.)

Wearing “Nintelligent Design” today. Playstation + Nintendo. What a world that would have been.

Wearing “Nintelligent Design” today. Playstation + Nintendo. What a world that would have been.

Astronomical Horoscope - August 4, 2014

Aquarius: don’t let the Sun bully you. It’s only a giant nuclear furnace that would fry you without the Earth’s atmosphere.

Astronomical Horoscope - August 1, 2014

Aries: you find yourself physically attracted to someone. Don’t be embarrassed, it’s natural. It’s also called gravity.

(If you do not wish to be gravitationally bound to this person, achieve escape velocity and break orbit now.)

I’m super pumped for Quentin Tarantino’s new film. It’s about time that The Oregon Trail got a gritty reboot.

I’m super pumped for Quentin Tarantino’s new film. It’s about time that The Oregon Trail got a gritty reboot.

Astronomical Horoscope - July 31, 2014

Virgo: your life will take a dark turn when the Sun dips below the horizon due to its roughly 24 hour rotation.