Astronomical Horoscope - August 20, 2014

Virgo: you are overcome with energy today. Use it wisely, because the stars that burn the brightest live brief lives.

Astronomical Horoscope - August 19, 2014

Pisces: you’re in the mood for a thrill today, well nothing is more thrilling than trying to find parking on Comet 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko.

Astronomical Horoscope - August 18, 2014

Sagittarius: stop crying. So what if Pluto is no longer defined as a planet anymore. It was like 7 years ago.

In line at the #DoctorWhoWorldTour premiere in NY. I’m guessing we’re ~450 in line.

In line at the #DoctorWhoWorldTour premiere in NY. I’m guessing we’re ~450 in line.

New York, New York. I’m ready for some Doctor Who.

New York, New York. I’m ready for some Doctor Who.

Four of my tee designs arrived in the mail today. I can’t wait to wear them.

Four of my tee designs arrived in the mail today. I can’t wait to wear them.

Astronomical Horoscope - August 13, 2014

Cancer: you’re feeling down because you missed the Perseids last night. Cheer up, the Orionids are next in October.

Astronomical Horoscope - August 12, 2014

Libra: your love life may be feeling hellish, toxic, and under pressure, much like Venus. You don’t want to be on Venus.

Astronomical Horoscope - August 11, 2014

Capricorn: Saturn is further away from Earth today than yesterday. This should not affect your purchasing choices.

What’s a Raccoon?
[prints, tees, etc. available @ Redbubble/Society6]

What’s a Raccoon?

[prints, tees, etc. available @ Redbubble/Society6]