Astronomical Horoscope - August 29, 2014

Capricorn: if you’re feeling like there’s not enough time in the day, move to Venus, 1 day is 116 Earth days there.

(Of course there’s the downside of the whole toxic atmosphere and high pressure, but think of all the things you could do in a day there)

Astronomical Horoscope - August 28, 2014

Gemini: you see into the past everywhere you go today, because it takes light 8 minutes to reach us from the Sun.

(Plus whatever time it takes to cover the small distance the light has to travel once reflected off of everything you see.)

Astronomical Horoscope - August 27, 2014

Taurus: if you wish on a shooting star, wish that the meteor isn’t going to hit someone you love, like yourself.

Astronomical Horoscope - August 26, 2014

Leo: take a moment to thank gravity and Earth, because if you were born in space you wouldn’t look completely normal.

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S. Rogers WIP

Astronomical Horoscope - August 25, 2014

Scorpio: there may be more darkness in your life today, but its probably because there’s a New Moon. Nothing to worry about.

Astronomical Horoscope - August 22, 2014

Aquarius: circle this day on your calendar, because you will never be in this exact location in time or space again.

Astronomical Horoscope - August 21, 2014

Aries: be grateful that you have more technology in your pocket than what sent astronauts to the moon.

Astronomical Horoscope - August 20, 2014

Virgo: you are overcome with energy today. Use it wisely, because the stars that burn the brightest live brief lives.

Astronomical Horoscope - August 19, 2014

Pisces: you’re in the mood for a thrill today, well nothing is more thrilling than trying to find parking on Comet 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko.